The Floorplan

A bird's-eye plan of the permanent collection, with each artefact shown on its own numbered plinth in the wing of its classification. Hover or focus a plinth to read its wall-card; touch one to walk across to its monograph.

Cat. MAI–001

The Self-Aware Umbrella

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Cat. MAI–004

The Apologetic Doorbell

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Cat. MAI–005

Sentient Cutlery Set

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Cat. MAI–008

The Nostalgic Refrigerator

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Cat. MAI–003

Perfume for Ghosts

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Cat. MAI–002

The Democratic Toaster

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Cat. MAI–006

The Procrastinating Alarm Clock

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Cat. MAI–007

Existential Bathroom Scale

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Cat. MAI–009

Reverse Binoculars

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Cat. MAI–010

The Mediocre Time Machine

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Plan of the Museum · MMXXIV · Scale 1 : ∞

Domestic Hubris

The Domestic Hubris Wing

Spectral Goods

The Spectral Goods Wing

MAI–003Perfume for Ghosts→

Civic Appliances

The Civic Appliances Wing

MAI–002The Democratic Toaster→

Sensory Misfires

The Sensory Misfires Wing

Temporal Misadventures

The Temporal Misadventures Wing

MAI–010The Mediocre Time Machine→